Londonstani, as readers of this blog know, used to live in Cairo. And while there, he'd often wonder how it is that street cafes can be run like well-oiled machines, while the country was so badly run.
Well, in the new Egypt, a cafe owner has decided its time to put his awesome management skills at the disposal of his country.
"I met another of the candidates, Farghal Abu-Deif Atiya, holding court at his cafe in a poor neighbourhood.
"It is called the Freedom Club Cafe but he hopes soon to rename it the Presidential Cafe when he is successful.
"If I can run my cafe efficiently, why not Egypt - indeed the world?" he says.
(read Jon Leyne of the BBC's article on the hundreds of candidates running for election for the full story)
Before you totally dismiss this guy, it's worth remembering that in Pakistan, Imran Khan is running for election (and getting masses of support) while regularly citing his achievements as a former captain of the national cricket team.